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A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.
I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .
The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.
"Dude, the munchies always give me the worst dyno turds."
Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.
i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle
A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.
My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.