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A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull
What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.
She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!
a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.
Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.
When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!