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Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.
My "turd holster" is fully loaded.
What you think is a turd, is rather nothing more than just a fart.
Damn Brittany, I thought I had to poop but it just ended up being a turd puff!
When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.
Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?
No. Im baking a turd right now.
A place of absolute bliss, an oasis if you will…Usually smells like rotten eggs and gas station subs. Only the coolest of the cool can visit here.
The waiting list to get into Turd Island is very long
The ugliest, darkest color of turd.
Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.