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Nothing on UD is useful.
Oh shit me telling you nothing on UD is useful is useful.
"I am just writing the word useful in this example. This isn't actually useful so you can skip this shit"
What I thought being right would be but none of the information I'm being given is actionable in any capacity.
Hym "None of this is useful. I appreciate some of these claims being substantiated but none of this is useful until I can find the bastard that is responsible for this and put a bullet in his head. Going to have to tell my family to go fuck themselves as well because they care more about having leverage over me to get me to do what they want (i.e. waste my time being around them and "try hard"). They likely gain from this being done to me. So, they can eat shit and die. If they aren't going to give me my money now I'll just take it off their corpses later. I have time."
If someone uses this word and you know who it is, their mind has been taken over by the apocalyptic D.A.D syndrome. the first D stands for don't. The A stands for alarm and the other D stands for Dad. If they use it, run as fast as you can to Mexico where most of them don't speak English so they would say "Let us get it" and even if they do, you wouldn't understand them.
Me : YO I GOT INTO HARDVARD
Friend : Firstly, it's HARVARD and secondly, LET US GET IT!!
Me :*oh fuck* uuuh, yo?? Were you with your Dad last night?Like in the basement??
Friend : Ye ye YEEE!!! Dad helped me wash my homework
Me : *oh fuck oh fuck* yeah...umm..BYE!!!!
(One second later)
Me : Phew!! At least I don't need to go to Harvard and I don't need to see that pumpkin lookin ass ever again.
Of very negligible (or totally non existent) usefulness to you or your reality. Beyond f*ing useless.
Face diapers? Negligibly useful. So are Johnny Depp's and Amber Heard's personal dirty laundry being hung out to dry on TV.
Anything that isn't incest cult = division.
Retard "They're trying to divide us!"
Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"
Retard "That's not my problem."
Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"
Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"
Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"
Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"
Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"
Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"
Retard "That's your problem!"
Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"
Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"
Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."
Retard "China's gonna getcha!"
Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."
Retard "Russia is... Bad."
Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."
Retard "They're dividing us though."
Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."
Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
GAAP stands for Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. These are a set of accounting principles for financial reporting. The purpose of this set of rules and standards is; to ensure that financial reporting is clear and consistent from one organization to various agencies/companies.
As a financial controller, I ensure that the company's books and reports are in compliance of US General Accepted Accounting Principles to ensure that all of our quarterly and end of the year fiscal reports are consistent and true. This also helps drives external and internal stakeholders' trust with us. With quarterly reports that are consistent with US GAAP, we can ensure that our company moves in the proper direction that keeps our company's financial health in check and also for our customers as well.
Where information is being gather and disseminated about me. That's it. There is nothing else.
Hym "No. None of that is useful at all. Not even a little. Useful information would be where the information is being gathered. Nothing else is even semi-useful. I would even go as far as to say that it's USELESS."