Three-Nil Down Syndrome

The sudden onset of fucktardery amongst your FIFA team when you go three-nil down.

Symptoms include: The inability to pass to anyone, inability to tackle, sudden urges to set up the opposition for sitters and in bad cases, the complete loss of the ability to retain possession.

"How have you just scored with Stuart Downing?"

"You were 3-0 down, mate. There's no way your defenders could tackle a player of Stuart Downing's capability once Three-Nil Down Syndrome had kicked in".

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Three Point One Foure

Usually refers to pi in the mathematical symbolic system. But in this case its PIE no PI which is also pussy. There for Three point one four is pussy.

Dude, I gotta get me some three point one four.
or
Her three point one four smelt like tuna melt.

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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis

Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!

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three holed cum catcher

used to describe a woman who loves sex or maybe a whore.

my girlfriend dumped me but it's ok she was just a three holed cum catcher anyway.

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three way kitty spoon

The act of three drunken individuals spooning in a queen sized bed. The spoonage of three is set up with the two taller individuals on the outside and the shorter individual on the indside.

Cat: Did all three of you sleep in the same bed?
Steph: Yes, we slept in a three way kitty spoon and Deonnah was on the outside while Courtney stole the inside. I dont want to talk about it...

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Three Bean Salad

During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.

Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.

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Genie's Three Magic Wishes

Occurs when a man is receiving oral sex from a female, and as he reaches the point of ejaculation simultaneously puts his hand on her head and pushes it down as to make her deep throat and yells out "SHAZAM!!" as he cums in her mouth

"I gave that girl from the party the genie's three magic wishes last night."

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