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(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature
Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.
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As Ronnie says on Jersey Shore season 6 episode 5
Someone who is Really drunk like Deena in episode 5 min 37.
"so we run into Deena right now in spicys and she is beyond gone, I'm talking space cadet gone.
When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!
Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...
Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's
Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)
Code name for in-school suspension.
Ay bruh was in the international space station the other day
The feeling of being stoned, a mindless comfortable numb.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
A mirror placed in the corner of a room to create the illusion that there are other rooms on the other side of the mirror.
It occurred to me that placing a vertical mirror in the corner of my living room I could create the illusion of more space and enjoy that illusion, so two-weeks ago I dared to try that and it worked. A week ago I placed another what I'll call "space-doubling mirror" on the opposite corner. Looking at the first mirror reflected on the first, or in the second at the first, more than doubles the illusion of more space. Each mirror is 1 by 5 feet.