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A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.
“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”
A royal blooded and handsome lad, with a very charismatic and jestic character, a chick magnet indeed, loves dogs and loves girls so much
I remeber Matt Uni, he is indeed a stunner
someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke
"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"
The type of guy who talks about Getty pussy but has nothing to show for it. Puts money above all else, and will fuck you over a signed ekeler jersey.