Donkey Punch

When you are having anal sex with your lover and you make the noise that of a donkey right before you ejaculate. If your lover, the one taking it, turns her head around (out of bewilderment) you, the one performing the shrill donkey noise, would punch her back with one punch.

Charlie wanted to spice things up for Olga so he told her he was going to give her a Donkey Punch. Olga did not know what it meant and played along. When Charlie was almost done he yelled liked a donkey and Olga, confused, turned around only to see him punch her back. Charlie thought it was amazing and Olga divorced Charlie immediately.

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Donkey Lover

See "iPAQQ"

iPAQQahh... underage donkeys! that will be underground for sure.

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swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

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Donkey Kong

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag

1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*

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Wonky Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

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donkey kick

See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.

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BUBBLE DONKEY

is a great way to ignore someone while staring straight in their face

GIRL- DID YOU KNOW I WON ALL 6 ROUNDS OF JEOPARDY IN MR.DERMOTOS CLASS

BOY-OH GREAT BUBBLE DONKEY!

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