Steague Drunk

To be beyond the normal measures of drunk or intoxicated

"wow, that girl is steague drunk"

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Milk-Drunk

When someone feels the effects of drunkness from a non-alcoholic scource.

Can be caused literally (for example milk, apple juice etc) or figuratively (for example drunk on Vibes, music or any other non-literal concept)

I was feeling real milk-drunk last Saturday after a heafty... hefty? whatever Milkshake so i started blasting Elton John's Saturday Night whilst headshotting people as Sniper (huntsman) in TF2 (totallynotbraggingoranything), until i decided to pull up Urban Dictionary and submit a definition for stupid word i made up.

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the drunk look

1. the look of "should i use small words and talk slow for you? should i tell you what your doing? and you look like a mess but im not gonna say it out loud and your drunk BUT i'm not gonna be the one to tell you" all rolled into one grinning look.

you just gave me the drunk look

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Kayla Drunk

Being so drunk that everything pisses you off and hitting and pinching becomes your only form of communication. Often results in the loss of shoes especially if they are boots or heels. Loss of volume control is the first sign of an individual becoming Kayla drunk.

After a magnum bottle of champagne and a few Screw Drivers, Denise had become Kayla drunk hitting her friends and throwing her heels into the forest, while yelling at cars.

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designated drunk

Person in a group designated to drink and act like a fool for the immense enjoyment of others.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

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Dick drunk

A woman's otherwise inexplicable attraction to a total douche bag.

Guy 1: (recognizing an incoming call on his buddy's phone) "Bro, the hot chick is still calling you?"

Douche bag: "Yep. I was ALL up in that. Now she's acting all 'dick drunk' and shit..."

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$40 drunk

A term used to describe a person who is so drunk they would suck another mans dick for $40.

"Buddy I am so drunk I will suck your dick for $40!"
"Man you are $40 drunk"

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