Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.

I just fruit snack dumpling my girl in the car.

Virginia Fruit Bowl

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.

Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

Half fruit

Some one who's gay or bi

Your such a half fruit drew