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An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.
I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.
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The man with the longest dick in the world.
Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."
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Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
James: name one good football team
Reed:John long football
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A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.
Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!
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To do something that should take minutes, ends up taking either hours or days. Deluded to the point where he / she thinks they are efficient, prompt & decisive.
What is Evs up to? He went to Tesco & has been ages, boy he's super mega long sometimes!
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A person that likes to eat salami off of peoples toes, especially when they’re cheesy.
“Last night I did an Eryn Le Long and I regret nothing”
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a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
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