1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.
Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."
When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.
You are so full of shark shit man
When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.
My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.
When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.
Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”
Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”
Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”
A girl/guy that likes you eat and or tongue someone anus.
"I rat sharked my friends brother."