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When the pussy so good you have to stop and come up for air.
"Yo when Jessica and I were fucking around yesterday, I had to come up for air 2 TIMES!!"
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a style of guitar that involves no guitar. i believe that i have perfected it for now i can do many insane stage moves and tricks. if you give me a guitar, however, i can't do anything except play it. Maybe all my guitar skills are in my mind...or maybe i can really do them!
dude 1:i just learned the windmill on air guitar!
dude 2:ok, we're just gonna send you to a nice place with white padded walls!
dude 1:awesome! then i can practice the flying windmill and not get hurt!
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Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"
"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"
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The activity of landscapers(typically of the Latino persuasion) swinging their leaf blowers and weed-wackers around during spring cleanup time in the Northeast USA.
"I can't even hear myself think! Those landscapers next-door playing Mexican Air-Guitar are annoying the shit out of me with that noise!"
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The Reverse Bel Air is a variation of the Bel Air. You start with the "Fresh Prince" lyrics and, while your target is paying attention and 'open' mentally, you hit them with the heavy news.
http://xkcd.com/464/
She broke up with him in reverse bel air style.
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Civil Air Patrol is a great program youth, ages 12-18, and adults, to learn the core values of leadership, learn about aerospace education, and develop character that will last a lifetime. It is also a great program for people who like to serve their country and help people. Conduction search and rescue operations is the least to say. Along with practice flying, and numorous amount of national activities, I can easily say that C.A.P. is the most sophisticated program for getting people ready to join the armed services, but more specifically, the Air Force. As for the senior members, they can enjoy their post Air Force years in C.A.P. serving as executive officers for certain activites, and helping the cadets with guidance and what not. This is a very good program. I was in it. If you want to strive, join. If you get far enough, you can go into the armed services starting with 3 stripes, nice huh :)
Civil Air Patrol pretty much beats boys scouts and JROTC. They just don't compare, thats why I've seen so many switch over, but if you do both at the same time, you rank up faster, if that's your MO.
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A creative method of drinking beer at a keg party. The drinker fills his cup, then hurls all the beer into the air and tries to catch as much as he can in his mouth. The Slammer holds on to the cup, only the liquid is thrown in the air.
"Go tell Jimmy that Wisconsin Air Slams are supposed to be done outside, he just trashed your kitchen ceiling."
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