The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!
A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.