This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
Anal Clevage are a man's or woman's very large a bootiful butt cheeks
Man:" May I motorboat your anal Clevage?"
Lady:" Of course you can "
When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die
Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?
When a naked man is shooting a free throw while humping a naked girl while she is shooting a granny shot.
Me and Jessica played some Anal Gotcha in gym infront of the whole school today.
Where someone gets so angry and upset, that they poop out all of their inner organs. Also like a bitch fit , only with poops.
Trent: *texts Kate in class* "Hey baby what's up?"
Kate: "You better not text in class, the teacher will have an anal fit.
The fear of having anything put up your butt!
Note to my proctologist. I am sorry Doctor I can not have that test done due to my suffering from anal anxiety.