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1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.
I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.
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An example of something vital, or something forgotten
Steve: I feel like i forgot something
Joe: What'dya forget?
Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...
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It’s when you need to settle down and worry about staying warm instead of worrying about twerking , bitching , etc
Girl you wanna go to this party , hell naw it’s cold bitch winter
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When you rub ice on your penis, then fuck your girlfriend.
Jeff: Dude did you fuck Kayla?
John: Hell yeah, I gave that bitch a stone cold stunner.
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when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out
my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!
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Refers to the use of a frozen poop as a dildo. Considered to be the antonym of a Hot Carl.
"Dude I totally took a dump, threw it in the freezer, and then used it to go to town on my girlfriend. She can't get enough of the Cold Winslow."
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When you're with a girl & your friend asks you "if you guys are dating yet", and he unintentionally forces you to ask her out, right there on the spot.
Friend-"Aw, ya'll cute, are ya'll dating yet?"
*Looking at that man like, WHYYYYY!?*
You- "Do you wanna go out with me?"
*After she leaves*
BRO, you hit me with cold soup.
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