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When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.
Courtney gave Drew a deep sea oil spill after he threatened to smack a bitch!
The deep dish mombo combo is when you eat a pizza, shit, jerk, and then shower. It’s the best of ALL worlds.
Brad - “Yo dad order a pizza so we can both do a deep dish mombo combo.”
An overly tanned, superficial, heroine-addict-thin girl who uses the word "like" in place of actual thought. Much like the handle bar mustaches and aviator glasses of the 70s, the deep fried barbie doll look is just another "clone" fashion.
The term comes from the orangy skin tone caused by spray-on-tans, which gives them the appearance of a plastic doll that's been dropped into the frialator.
Woah, she's a hot chick!
Yeah, if you want just another deep fried barbie doll.
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this means when a guy fucks a girl in the missonary position when she is very wet
jeremiah: first am gonna take a dive into the water deep
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1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one's reasoned judgements.
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
Bro: She was so gone last night, and was saying weird, fucked up shit. I couldn't bang her.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!
Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.
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Its similar to the mile high club only a lot more dangerous and awesome. Rather than having hot sex on a plane you fuck underwater at least at a depth requiring scuba gear. It is one of the greatest achievements a guy or girl can reach.
#1) Dude I had this smokin hot dive guide the other day, she had the finest petite ass and tits, I helped her join the 60 feet deep club.
#2 No way, sex underwater. I gotta try that some time.
#1 She was screaming and cumming so hard I think the dolphins knew what we were doing.
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A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.
Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.
Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.
Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.
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