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She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!
person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.
If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!
tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.
bean girl: YO DONG
dong saeng: im gonna fucking cone you, you cockroach
When a black guys fucks a mother guy
Damm Gavin drills door dong