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When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.
when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions
why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)
Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.
Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal
Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?
Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.
A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.
Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him