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What’s cops say before tasing you
Sweet dreams! *tases you*
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An obviously rural attempt at an urban phenomenon. A gnar gnar rig. Something that would have looked normal in 1982, but not now.
"Did you see that fever dream Ford Nova with spinners?"
"Good God... The wife character in 'The Shining' looks like fuckin' fever dream!"
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Any round of cuts from American Idol or other talent show.
I like to watch the auditions shows from American Idol. Many people think that they can sing, but when they make it to the judges it will be the night of broken dreams.
… There is freedom within
There is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead
Many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're travelling with me
… Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
… Now I'm towing my car
There's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion
But there's no proof
In the paper today
Tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the TV page
… Hey now, hey now
Don’t Dream It’s Over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
… Now I'm walking again
To the beat of a drum
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only shadows ahead
Barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and release
… Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
You know they won't win
… Don't let them win (Hey now, hey now)
Hey now, hey now
Hey now, hey now
Don't let them win (They come, they come)
Don't let them win (Hey now, hey now), yeah
Hey now, hey now
White chocolate martini with a candy cane rim job
Can I get you ladies anything. 2 of Santa's Wet Dreams, please.
A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).
In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "
Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.
Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot