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When someone feels the effects of drunkness from a non-alcoholic scource.
Can be caused literally (for example milk, apple juice etc) or figuratively (for example drunk on Vibes, music or any other non-literal concept)
I was feeling real milk-drunk last Saturday after a heafty... hefty? whatever Milkshake so i started blasting Elton John's Saturday Night whilst headshotting people as Sniper (huntsman) in TF2 (totallynotbraggingoranything), until i decided to pull up Urban Dictionary and submit a definition for stupid word i made up.
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1. the look of "should i use small words and talk slow for you? should i tell you what your doing? and you look like a mess but im not gonna say it out loud and your drunk BUT i'm not gonna be the one to tell you" all rolled into one grinning look.
you just gave me the drunk look
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Becoming very intoxicated on beer or whiskey while at a Bar.
"Hey dude, I'm pretty flack drunk, trying to roll out?"- Dude1
"I'm pretty flacked"-Dude 2
"I'm awfully flacked, not sure where I'll wake up tomorrow, probs gonna get a slick hummer on the sly"- Dude 3
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When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.
Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"
Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"
Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"
Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"
Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"
Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....
Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"
Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)
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Person in a group designated to drink and act like a fool for the immense enjoyment of others.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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A woman's otherwise inexplicable attraction to a total douche bag.
Guy 1: (recognizing an incoming call on his buddy's phone) "Bro, the hot chick is still calling you?"
Douche bag: "Yep. I was ALL up in that. Now she's acting all 'dick drunk' and shit..."
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A term used to describe a person who is so drunk they would suck another mans dick for $40.
"Buddy I am so drunk I will suck your dick for $40!"
"Man you are $40 drunk"
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