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Little boy that captures hearts of every one around
He is my little puppy king.
The AL Mighty Bingus King
Characteristics include immortality, Loaded Rich and has Super Strength
"All Hail The AL Mighty King Bingus"
When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.
I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas
Phrase used to describe someone demonstrating excessive laziness, when that same person asks you for a favor.
Please king insert name! Please come and eat your food!
It has been prophesied throughout many cultures dating as far back as the ancient aztecks that a Great war will erupt between The Soulless Full bloods, and The half-souled Daywalkers in the year 2024. This war will bring about great destruction to all the lands of the earth with the near extinction of the dimwitted blondes. "And all the souls of the earth shall tremble in fear for where the soulless ones walk, no souls shall remain" Book of Wruce Bayne, ch. 1.
"Yet from all this devastation a champion will arise from the Daywalker clan, One that will bring about Peace amongst the other races and the end of the Full Blood ginger Tyranny, And this Half souled Ginger shall be known as, King Ginger, Born in the month of march of 1989 on the twenty seventh day, with hair that burns with of a fire and the power of awesomeness" -Ghandii, 1884.
So has it been written in prophesy, so shall it be done
The king ginger has brought salvation and peace to the lands!!! Let us rejoice with jello shots and crack off strippers stomaches!
I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.
Packing a mole and then covering it in dab wax. Then proceeding to fill a bong with 3 beers and 3 shots of vodka. Snapping the bowl and without exhaling drink the beer and vodka out of the bong
John: Bro did you see Reggie’s king rip at the party last night.
Cam: Yeah that shit was crazy, he got so fucked up.