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A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.
Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it
A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."
Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily