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Any young man between 12-18 who wears glasses, is slightly shorter than average, and too smart for they're own good. Usually social inept.
(fat homo) Get outta my way Harry Potter!
(dickhead) Look at Harry Potter over there, cracking the school computer. That's real magic right there!
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UK drug slang- Weed dealer. Sometimes contracted to Harry
Damn I've run out of stash, I'd better pop out and find a Harry.
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Lord of the Rings for kiddies and people with tiny attention spans who cannot stand to take the time to read and understand true works of literature. An inferior series about the escapades of the main character, Harry Potter, who bears a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead where his brain was extracted.
And in the news today, lynchings and riots have been reported across the nation as Harry Potter fanboys mobbed nearly every bookstore they could find, trying desperately to get a copy of the newest installment of the Harry Potter book series, entitled "Harry Potter and the House of Ho's".
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what clint eastwood's wife gets after they are done having sex...
Clint: do you feel lucky punk?
His wife: yes, just dirty harry me
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The Reason we have a border crisis that isn't being handled at all. The press has an easier time finding Waldo than attempting to get interview time with her. Refuses to admit that the last thing America needs is another lockdown. Prides herself on "transparency".
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
Kamala Harris is a real piece of work
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An orphaned boy with a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his right temple. After surviving the Killing Curse cast by Lord Voldemort, Harry was placed in the care of the Dursleys, his aunt, uncle, and cousin, who do not tell Harry about his magical abilities. On his eleventh birthday, Harry learns he's a wizard and is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the greatest magical school in Britain. There, he meets Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, as well as a host of other characters, and begins his life's journey.
Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be.
Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.
Idiot Fangirl: OmG lYK DaN iShh sOOOOOOOO HaWWWttt!!!!!111111oneoneone... I LoVEEEE HARy Pott3R!!!!!!
Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid.
Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;
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Kids books. Phenomenally successful kids books.
"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."
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