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When you see someone's text but you want them to think you have no interest in responding, when really you just want to make them wait. So after four hours has passed you finally respond.
She wouldn't work my shift for me, so when she asked me to work for her- I put her on a four hour plan, then said no.
The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.
Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung
24 Hour COVID
"She was freaking out over a sore throat and went to get one of those COVID tests - the test was negative when she checked a couple of days later though..she was pretty relieved"
"oh well, might have just been a slight case of 24 hour COVID LOL"
When your friend takes the biggest L of their life
Your mom did take the L on you because her and your dad got divorced? That a sad to know you hour
From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.
Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther
Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther