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I like him but I don’t know how to tell him

Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!

Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.

You wanna know how I know your gay?

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin

Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .

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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss

Your friend is not okay but dont want to say it directly.

●"man you know girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss"
○"Are you okay?"
●"No"

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Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

I’m talking to you guys. UrbanDictionary

Do you find it incredible how smart i am?

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why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here

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