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humans vs zombies

The gayest shit ever. For people who have nothing better to do than put yellow bandannas on and run around throwing socks and each other.

This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.

The death of a college campus for a week.

Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?

Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.

Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.

by Skoda23 September 16, 2010

35πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


Cutest human alive

Cutest human alive

Summer Doherty is by far the cutest human with her adorable smile:) cutest human alive is someone super cute and friendly and makes everyone smile.

by Pupperdog55 October 15, 2019

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Human value movement

A movement whose goal is to asign homeless heople a house or apartment and can and a private or government job if nothing but picking up trash. And perhaps therapy for the experence of being homeless.The more factions of the movement want to asign them a spouse or live in boy or girlfriend.

What do you think about the human value movement?

by Deep blue 2012 January 19, 2010

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Beat a Human Day

On November 29th, Every furry beaten up on Beat a Furry DAy gets to beat up humans that beat up furries on Beat a Furry Day, and the humans CAN'T fight back.

I just beat up Billy because it's Beat a Human Day UwU

by KeyboardRaindow November 27, 2021

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milk of human kindness

Semen (cum), the viscous white fluid ejaculated by a male during orgasm.

My cock's starting to throb...now I'm going to give her the milk of human kindness!

by pentozali December 29, 2005

13πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Fuck a human duck

This collection of words came from my best friend Chris who often says "Fuck a human duck".

Afterwards we normally crack up, because, could you honestly imagine a human duck......well, could you? I'm not talkin no daffy here either!

Stumps his toe - "Oh fuck a huuuuman duck!"

by Ian Robinson February 14, 2005

69πŸ‘ 231πŸ‘Ž


human flesh market

an online store only a select few people can access. they sell all types of goods such as organs, flesh, bones, alive captives, and many more items. these items are quite pricey, but all is worth.

hey, i just bought some liver for dinner, it’s from the human flesh market.

by drippystickycum October 15, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž