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a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck
victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK!!!
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks
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when bastards stop you from slipping the hot pork salad into the sweet honeywagon of female love
me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses
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Social gathering involving a "block" (roughly a pound or more) of marijuana.
Hey dad, pass me a pound so I can throw a block party for my birthday.
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When a friend on a social networking site leaves a comment on your status update that blocks all other friends from leaving further comments.
My aunt totally post-blocked me on fb when she wrote that god had the only real answer I was seeking. Nobody's going to comment on that one now!
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when some tool with shit for brains and huge muscles steals your girl.
that asshole in the tapout shirt just jock blocked the fuck out of me.
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A hustler's definition derived from the Midwest (mainly Gary, Indiana). It means to sell whatever it is that a person has to sell at a consistent and tireless rate.
"Whenever I'm posted up, I make sure I bleed the block. I have to get my money right."
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A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?
Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.
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