cake farter

An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.

Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.

Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.

So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!

Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.

http://www.cakefarts.com

For those of you to lazy to google it.

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cake-up

a massive amount of make up applied to the female face

"wow, she's cute!"
"yeah if your into cake-up" or,
"when she hugged me she got her cake up all over my white shirt"

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Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

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Lazy Cake

Type of desert made by mostly arabs, which includes biscuits and chocolate baked together, giving it an incredible taste.

"Mum what's for desert?"
"Lazy Cake"
"OMG YESS!"

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Jaffa cake

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

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cake babies

Can describe anything that is simple or childish.

I just finished my last final, it was cake babies.

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cake boy

A soft male who is suspected of beign gay.

Carl is a real bitch but shannon is such a cake boy the way he switches around campus

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