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Crush: why am I so ugly
You: YELLOW CAR
Crush: wtf
You: 😏😏
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indie rock band for gay people
I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me
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Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.
Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.
The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.
You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.
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A car, usually a convertible, that most men would not want to be seen in.
BMW Z3, MZ3 , or any Suburu usually embraced by the gay and lesbian community.Chuck took his girly car out to get the nose painted before the photo shoot.
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Kim Seokjin, the visual prince? No, he is more like a visual king! Have you ever heard a person can get viral for his look just by getting out of the car? Well, Kim Seokjin the eldest and the very talented member of BTS did this too effortlessly just by getting out of the car with his stunning prince like appearance that has always been there in his DNA.
Do you know Kim Seokjin?
-Yes, of course. That car door guy literally took my breath away.
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Car Door Guy is a term to describe Kim Seokjin, a member of BTS. When he got out of his car, everyone was shocked about his visuals. And that’s how he became the “Card Door Guy”
"People call him the car door guy on other sites, I was wondering who it was but turned out to be BTS's Jin!"
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A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.
Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.