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When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.
Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.
Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.
Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!
The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.
COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.
an expression meaning
even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?
father: it means " shut up and stop talking to yourself, because if you talk to yourself, others, without you even realizing it, will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself.
an expression meaning
even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?
father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
When a bitch named ALIVIA sucks and bites on ears
Alivia has such an ear kink, it’s disgusting
When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."