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A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
Geni-joke is a specific type of a joke which was created by the person named Geni Tanaka, the son of Japan's most famous actor and movie director, Hiroyuki Tanaka. The way of using this word when somebody says a joke is still unknown, as the joke needs to be approved by Geni Tanaka. The joke is typically dank and logical, only people with high IQ can understand type of joke. You could contact this person via Instagram: @genrunner
person 1: *says a joke*
person 2: damn that's a geni-joke
person1: I should go to contact geni!
Any of the following parts constitute a Sstein Joke:
(a) coarse, grotesquely sexual, often of a homosexual nature.
(b) physical; i.e. a person showing their ass.
(c) very long
(d) extremely unfunny
(e) religious, personal, highly inappropriate.
What did he do? He just made a Sstein joke about two elder homosexuals engaging in acts of bestiality.
when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis
my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital
One who's had too much of a good time.
This week end has been a blast, but I'm all joked out.
On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.
*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!
Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.
*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.