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Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.

by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014


Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”

Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock

by Rod Bangwell September 6, 2023


Jump shot

The act of administering an injection using a syringe after jumping. It's a particularly effect method for administering vaccines and analgesics.

The dentist numbed my mouth using her jump shot technique. Scary but effective.

by Joe Nathan loves INOB April 4, 2024


Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed October 7, 2008


Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.

As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.

by uoy era ohW July 1, 2020


message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns January 30, 2007


Jump in the tank

Take a shower

I’m rey jump in the tank

by Yk I got the answers July 8, 2023