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A band of the funniest losers you'd meet. Yet, they're also pretty freakin awesome
Dang, Kick Start Me was JUMPY at the talent show!! XD ^_^
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Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.
Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.
"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"
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HURTS LIKE HELL! The pain equivalent of having 10 kids at once, and killing 40 people
“Broooo I just got hit hard in the balls”
“Bro I saw, it looked like you were having kids”
Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death
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to refer someone to the action of either getting over here, or to leave/get over there
can also mean for a group of two or more persons to go somewhere or to move/leave
"yo holla at ya boi, crotch to da kick rocks and ting, down da mall"
" may we please be kicking rocks at this moment in time as i feel quite unsanitary now"
" who you lookin at pussy, ill knock you out pussy, go kick some rocks, to suck ya mudda, batty boi"
"watch ure back nigga, when u kickin rocks, ma crew dem be on ure tail nigga"
"pussy"
"ok either kick rocks, or gimme shinez"
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When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.
Friend: What time is it?
Me: Almost closing time man...
Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.
Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.
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Kick dick days are on the 4th and the 17th of October on this day you can kick anyone’s dick
Yay it kick dick days I’m going to go kick my boyfriends dick
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The angry behaviour shown by a person when he has to accept all blame and he cannot shift it to anybody else because he is in the lowest rung of hierarchy in his organization. This happens when a boss, who is to blame, shifts the blame to his junior, who, in turn, passes it to his junior and so on till the blame reaches the lowest-ranked staff, who cannot pass it to anybody else. Then he goes home and takes it out on his dog by kicking it about.
Angry at having to bear the blame for no fault of his, the peon came back home in the evening and kicked his dog repeatedly. A kick-the-dog effect, isn't it?
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