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Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.
Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat
“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”
Torpor and malaise caused by eating large quantities of meat.
At the barbeque I ate a slab of ribs, a burger, two hot dogs and four pieces of fried chicken. I can't get out of this chair: I am suffering from Meat Exhaustion!
A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.
Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"
Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"
Meat stuffing is when your having Intercourse and you stuff a pussy full of meat such as burger,hot dogs,or any meat food, then you proceed to eat it.
Micheal is meat stuffing his wifes pussy full of hamburger and then eat her out. He claimed it was a delicious meal.