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Freckled Monkey

When a girl has a lot of freckles that stem down to the netherlands. (as long as it is shaved)

Look at how many freckles Gerri has, you know she has a freckled monkey.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010


monkey noises

The native language of me

Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)

by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021


monkey bits

Chicken wings

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?

by SnareC June 10, 2016


test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.

Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.

by Nyarlathotechie March 29, 2017


Monkey Round

A sneaky round that involves consumption not involving the lads.

You go to the footy with the lads. Tom goes to the toilet and returns with no pies. Jimmy Mac asks "Did you not get the pies in?" Tom replies "They've got no pies left" Jimmy Mac notices pie crumbs round Tom's chops suggesting that Tom did infact have a sneaky pie. This is a monkey round.

by TommyBear July 17, 2015


monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off

Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school

by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 10, 2014


chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.

Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?

by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 3, 2017