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When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time
Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?
When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila
An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”
Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
When it happened in the morning but a while ago…
“ I talked to him just morning”
“How you gonna tell me ,my food stamps came just morning!! “
When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.
"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"
When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day
Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun