Random
Source Code
Random
The greatest concoction known to mankind. Making the island of Bermuda famous, the Dark 'n Stormy is made up of Gosling's Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum, and Barritt's Bermuda Stone Ginger Beer. Any other rum or chaser strips this drink of its title. The drink is enjoyed best floating somewhere off of Bermuda's coast.
Ay don, this hur is dee-lishous. Vat is it?
Bie! das a Dark 'n Stormy!
A person with opposing personalities.
Two faced.
Our new boss is a real jeckyl n hyde
Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.
Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"
Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo
Chris: Crank n clean it!!
Rory: Great idea!!!
*15 minute later*
Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
Size don’t matter when your confidence give you the ability to still pull a baddie.
Them: You stay w/ a baddie, how?
You: Bc I’m Shrimpin N Pimpin my boi
When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.
-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)
Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.
My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.
I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.