can you be my friend?

Yes

You:can you be my friend?

Me the person writing this:yes

can you hear me?

Nope, I can't hear you. Try asking again.

Astronaut: *Beep* Can you hear me?
G Control: *Beep* Nope. Try asking with a nicer tone.

Taeil can out sing

This is means taeil can out sing everyone in the entire kpop genre except shinEE

Taeil out sang wendy from red velvet

Taeil can out sing

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Anything unique can be sexy

Used when telling a friend you find something weird extremely sexy but don't want it to come off as a fetish.

Anything unique can be sexy... look at Benedict Cumberbatch

can your granny sew?

A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.

English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"

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He Can Breathe In Space

A phrase for anyone who seems able to do anything, or able to do something amazing and uber.

Comes from the comic Shortpacked!, in which it was used to describe Batman.

"Dude, did Iroh just firebend LIGHTNING??"
"He's the Dragon of the West! He can breathe in space!"

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Can O' Beans

Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.

Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.

Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!

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