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A huge pile of shit too large to flush.
"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."
Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head
When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck
Luke: have you seen Marko's sister
Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her
Tony:that must have been a long and hard night
A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
A pound of marijuana weighed out to 455. Usually done to account for any weight missing due to giving out samples and or loss of water weight.
Johnnys got mountain pacs on deck all day.
When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.
Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!