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A fatter than it is long weiner with a scoop of your favorite ice cream!!!
Your mom only likes choads if there choad a la mode.
Mint Chocolate Chip is my favorite flavor of choad a la mode.
when vivek start acting tough and flexing his muscles after making a 3-point shot and/or after OM DESAI tickles his anus
Vivek and Om : come out of the bathroom together*
Manav: Thug mode vivek activated
When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.
Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.
Wrapping yourself in a burrito blanket as if you are a warm, toasty burrito from Zambrero resulting in the ultimate fusion of comfort and culinary delight.
Want to hang out today?
Sorry, a new season of Succession has just dropped and I'm going full burrito mode.
A niche practice where a man will bite off his own penis for sexual gratification while imagining a drunken Robert Shaw singing.
Sky News now apologising for language in Dominic Cummings message accusing Boris Johnson of 'Jaws-mode wank'
You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.
Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34
Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode
When the power isn’t out and you just keep all the lights off after you get back from WALK and OTHERS not turn on them yetted
Origin: my brain a few minutes ago
Eggelo dark mode
Image of Eggelo dark mode