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When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.
"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"
The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.
Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.
Hot Flepper Soup is a soup made with only flour, pepper and water. It could also be described as a really thin roux.
1/4 cup AP flour
1 Tbsp(or more, depending on taste) of black pepper flakes.
1 1/2 cups of water
Take a small pot and place over medium heat.
Add flour and pepper.
Slowly pour water over the flepper mixture and until it becomes the consistency of glue.
Let simmer for 45 seconds.
Add rest of water slowly, let come to a boil for 15 -25 seconds then remove from heat.
Let cool for 3-5 minutes.
Eat. Enjoy.
I was so broke last week that all I could afford to eat was some hot flepper soup!
Chicken Noodle Soup
A song the Stranger Things cast made to annoy fellow cast members
Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
A word that can be said at any time at any occasion
Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup
Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.
Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!
When 2 participants lock themselves in a sauna, and attempt to floss one another with hand towels until becoming overwhelmed by steam and sweat. Then proceed to wrestle with their eyes closed.
After an intense workout, usually we hit the sauna for some “Albanian steam soup”.