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several people are typing

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

by Flamevell May 6, 2018

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Red Pen People

Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!

So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!

by suzgirl August 21, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


stupid people overload

Stupid People Overload is a "boom and bust" evolutionary theory relating to humanity which posits that during periods of peace and tranquility (the "boom"), imbeciles outbreed the intelligent by a significant margin until they become a dominant majority controlling societal institutions (including government), precipitating collapse back into war (the "bust").

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"Stupid People Overload"
(Population boom & bust cycles in homo sapiens)

Humanity is the only species which seeks the favor of its own predator.

Sad to say, I think these sorts of tyrannies and revolts are cyclical: In times of peace and abundance, the percentage of morons in the general population increases (with implications for democracy which you can well imagine). And as sure as Ambrose Bierce described (in "The Devil's Dictionary") the vote as the route by which a freeman makes a fool of himself and a wreck of his country, they soon come to ruin by electing slavemasters over their own heads. Then follows a period of oppression which the smart see coming and flee, and the remainder are ground into hamburger. Supporting my assumption are statistics drawn from the work "IQ in the Meritocracy": The post-WWII nations with the highest percentile IQ were Germany, Japan, and Israel - those three whose populations had suffered the largest percentile casualty rates during the war.

> We are living in and observing a country in the very final stages
> of decay. It is accelerating because very few have the guts to get
> involved and expose this corruption. The spiral is very fast at this
> point. How do you make people care?

You can't "make people care".

See, it's a *evolution* thing.

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(Archived from usenet: groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.politics.media/KKfiVjeYDQI%5B501-525%5D

by Bezzle Bedeviled April 29, 2020


digital people watching

Like people watching , but digitally.

A hobby in which you watch people with your phone, mainly for online dating website when you swipe and watch people’s profile /pictures just for fun, not really into actual conversations or engaging.

I like digital people watching before bed.

by Little speck March 21, 2018


Black People Time

Also know as BPT, is the mean solar time at which the average black person arrives, adopted as the standard time in a zone that includes all African Americans. BPT delays usually run from 15-45 minutes.

Ta'Kiesha: "I'll be there at 6."
Nay Nay: "That's 6:30 in Black People Time."
Ta'Kiesha: "You know it!"

by Bodyde October 14, 2011

210πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


people under the stairs

An amazing LA-based duo Hip Hop group.
Made up of Double K and Thes One, both amazing turntablists, MCs, beat makers, crate diggers. They bring the freshest beats and rhymes, true '93 style hip hop and 70s style illicit funk. Based at Om Records.
www.peopleunderhtestairs.net

Man! PUTS bring that FRESH shit!!!

by YoYoPo May 16, 2004

172πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


people champ

nick name, paul wall rapper and freddie mitchell nfl recv.

freddie mitchell also goes by the name people champ

by bert2 September 15, 2005

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž