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A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
Abbreviated P.r.a,
What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!
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Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.
Girl 1- You know who I just saw?
Girl 2- Who?
Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.
Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.
Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.
When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!
A person who doesn’t work out but maybe once a year, looks like they are in shape, but lacks great stamina, can’t even last on a treadmill for 10 minutes.
This girl rere walks around like she’s in shape but definitely has that skinny fat person look, she can’t hang with the big dawgs.
At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.
Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!
Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.