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Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.

Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.

by Desanto846 February 06, 2023


Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2021


Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022


Cunty Personality Disorder

Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.

Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.

by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019


Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.

Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.

by Extracting December 01, 2013


my amazing person

chef miry is amazing

chef miry is my amazing person she's one of a kind just so you know I love her she's really cool.

by me is cool January 07, 2021


person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 05, 2017