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"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe
My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.
When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.
Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!
The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.
My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant
to have sex with, sexual relationship
he was going to blair pipes with her saturday
Laying pipe to someone who is grieving and in an inconsolable state to make them feel better
Neej: Dude I just gave grievance pipe to my girlfriend
Ben: Ah shit what happened?
Neej: Her dog died so I wanted to make her feel better