A girl who has left the Goth Girl life, stopped dying her hair weird ass colours, removed all her piercings and never wears black. Post-Goth Girls will never speak openly of their goth past, and will only talk about it to non-goth friends or their crush.
โYo my ex has become a Post-Goth Girlโ
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The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.
"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"
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The moments immediately after taking an exam in which one experiences feelings of sadness, emptiness, and realizes how to solve questions they didn't answer or dumb mistakes made on easy questions.
That post-exam clarity hit hard, I was stuck on a question for 10 minutes and then all of a sudden I know what the answer is.
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An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.
Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"
Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."
Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"
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(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders
After she climaxed, she had post-nut delusion. She barely remembered anything after she woke up.
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An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
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In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.
Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.
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