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OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god
The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.
"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"
To ask someone to buy weed and smoke with you for free
Me: Hey bro can you pump it for the one time?
Friend: yeah I gotchu just pump it when you can!
The action of putting your penis in a woman's anal cavity and your balls in her clitoris and then thrusting.
Dude, I met up with Jessica last night and things escalated a little and we started double pumping
A synonym for “Excellent” commonly used by steroid users and gamblers
“Hey Naturjay”
“What’s up lil bro”
“What do you think of my new beer bong?”
*slurps a beach through beer bong*
“That shit pumps guts lil bro”
The force of physics enacted upon ones arm after fist pumping for an extended period of time that causes one to continue fist pumping for a long period of time after. Can last anywhere from hours to days depending on the severity of the fist pump.
Artur: Why are you still fist pumping, its been days since that party ended.
Joe: Can't bro, I've got fist pump momentum.
Arnold fucking cumming at the gym
The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!