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When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years
Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back
a combined effort of push bike, bicycle, and cyclist.
i was knock down today by a push bicyclelist. muppet.
When you put peanut butter on your dick and push your dogs head on it to lick it off
I just used the peanut butter push and it felt great!
Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
A feminine upper-body undergarment made from soft stretchy material dat permits an eager stud easy and safe/painless-for-da-gal access to her chest-pillows by simply grasping da garment's lower edge and pulling it upwards, rather than his having to untie/unhook anything.
A push-up bra may indeed often be a real stud-pleaser, but it can also make da task of uncovering "The Merchandise" feel too easy and effortless... any prize seems sweeter if there is at least a bit of difficulty in attaining access to it, and so a guy will savor a chesty chick's allowing him to fondle her "twins" all da more if he has to labor a bit in order to get to dem, da way he would with just a "standard" firm-fabric-and-fastener-equipped "over-da-shoulder-boulder-holder" . If da hot 'n' heavy-breathing dude simply remembers to be careful and gentle while "unwrapping his gift", there should be little risk of damage to either Miss Buxom or her undergarment.
When it’s 3am and someone is pissing you off!!
YOUR PUSHING MY WIT!!
In the process, or implying getting absolutely obliterated with your buddie.
Hey John, are we pushing pelt tonight?