put me on a blast

get high

after work i put myself on a blast with my homies

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I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

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You dig what im putting down

A phrase, usually used in question form which asks if the person being questioned knows what you are talking about, refering to, or trying to suggest.

"I beat that bitch up Norris Style, if you dig what im putting down."
or "Do you dig what im putting down?"

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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."

"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

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Putting all of your Poles in one plane

Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.

"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.

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knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

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put your pfp as your kin day

the day where you put your kin as your pfp | (kin day is in 25th november)

“hey did you know it was put your pfp as your kin day?”
“Tf no”