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noun- male who prefers to only sleep with females during "that time of the month"
Dude 1: Hey, Jenny's got her period, so it's a no go
Dude 2: What's her number?
Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)
1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean
2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.
“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”
“In his aquarium?”
“No… His haircut!!!”
“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”
Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa
My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.
When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.
Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.
Red diarrhea is yummy and healthy but painful to get.
Person: Yo, dude I just had some red diarrhea.
Dude: Yo that's sick man.
Person: IKR
When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.
The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick. Not to be utilized when your boys are sliding over to chill.
“Bro I went to her crib and she had the lights on Fucking Red, shi was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.
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