Random
Source Code
Random
A house in Cambridge UK believed to be haunted by a ghost that steals people credit cards and forces them into a life of prostitution.
Those thieving bastards at no.35 will get what's comin' to 'em
3👍 3👎
When you go drive around the rural areas trying to run over rabbits. Once a dead rabbit or squirrel has been attained, you have sex with it's flattened body.
Paul: I was bored on Saturday, so I went on a drive. I accidentally hit a rabbit, but I couldn't waste it's body. So I had sex with it.
Simon: A Dirty Road Kill? Your insane. But KINKY!!!
7👍 13👎
When your girl, preferably wearing a skirt and no undies, hops on your pogo stick while you're driving down the interstate at night. The point is to a) both orgasm before you b) hit a Dodge Durango in the opposite lane.
See Stephen King's Thinner or David Cronenberg's Crash for specific examples.
I was driving back home at 2 a.m. last night and Mildred, out of nowhere, gives me a road pop to wake my ass up. Dude, you gotta believe me. I think I still have some period juice residue to prove it.
4👍 47👎
I got the horses in the back
horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the bootes that's black to math
friend: you like old town road?
me: yaaaaaasssss
4👍 5👎
A member of BLM blocking traffic while protesting.
There were many road-blacks on I-95 this morning, making it impossible for me to get to work on time.
10👍 222👎
When a girl with a strap on is doing a guy in the ass, the guy who is taking it is receiving a blow job and has a midget on his shoulders fucking the guy in the mouth who is receiving it from the girl with a strap on.
"I got really drunk and stoned the other night with my friends and the next thing i knew we were doing the yellow brick road."
48👍 129👎
People who say things like "man like Irede" and mad ting
Example of Road man slang is: Irede is mad Ting like dat
4👍 6👎